Datt Moringstreet
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
Recently, my friend J-Dong posed and interesting question.
What would
Dana Moore’s and
Matt Kingstreet’s child look like?
Well, I think we have our answer. Before taking the time to consult a specialist and produce the image to the left, I made a short list of things we might guess about the future of this little he-she.
- S/he would love concerts. That’s why s/he is pictured at a music venue.
- S/he would love Amie. I’m not sure what Amie’s child is going to look like, but let’s assume she procreates asexually.
- S/he would love to drink Joose and get shitty. In fact, Datt’s friends would probably call him/her Datt Ralph.
The best part about Datt Moringstreet is that it’s more possible than you might think. All we would really have to do is steal some eggs from Fertility Futures. Or, they could easily fall in love.